SCISSOROCK CAKES!

The following recipe has been in existence since 1999. Scissorock cakes
are a great dietary source of essential metal, rock and sass. They are
the staple diet of many Melbourne rockers, with the likes of Frankenbok,
Alarum, Uncle Chunk, Stiffmeat, Dreadnaught and many others having dined
out with them.

To make these Scissorock cakes, one needs the following ingredients:

1 Stringbean Rhythm Machine
1 Lean Rack of Man
1 Voice of 10,000 Maniacs
1 Bottom Dweller
1 Herbed Rock Pig.

METHOD:
1. Gather all ingredients and combine in a rehearsal room.
2. Plug in all electrical appliances, and turn up to maximum power.
3. Close the door and allow to simmer.
4. When the screaming stops, CAREFULLY open the door, being wary of
flying rock juices.
5. Apply herbs and liquor liberally.
6. Season with dashings of rock, metal and any other genres to your
taste.
7. Your Scissorock cakes are now ready! Be sure to serve with lashes
of wit, mockery and satire!

-SERVES however many people have paid the cover charge!
-EXCESS consumption may lead to bleeding ears, and may have a laxative
effect as you will SHIT yourself at how good they are!

Currently available at pubs in inner Melbourne such as The Arthouse,
The Tote, The Espy, Subculture, The Corner, and constantly being
snapped up by more and more vendors of this callibre in and out of
Melbourne!

If you should come across an official outlet of Scissorock Cakes,
grab one...and start RUNNING!!